horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

dancesamdance:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

Omfg

mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

“i made these”

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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