jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

askaboutnikki:

Lana ?

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

I’ve got billions of these omg

maxcapacity:

i was just getting mad about this a minute ago